User:Herm

Known as Hermanni__ ingame, prefers to be called Herm. Created the wiki on July 22nd, 2020. Joined the server for the first time on February 9th, 2020.

Sometimes has intense staring contests. Bored much of the time. Hangs out in discord almost all day. Originally created this wiki, but makes very little updates to it.

Monarch of Terra Nullius and the elected head reporter for UVT the once elected USUV reporter who went and started UVT, published one issue and stopped.

Messages
Collection messages sent by [user:Herm] in either ingame chat or the discord, which are either long, funny, obnoxius, odd, random or something in between.

i should start archiving things i've said on the wiki

just for fun

– Herm (link)

>nyehhhh

>this one guy

>spent less effort on this build competition

>is placing like four blocks (idk i can't count) even considered a build>what the fuck i spent 10 straight days on my build and what did this guy do

>at maximum 10 minutes, most likely way less

>THIS should NOT be allowed

>next time make it so that you HAVE TO ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN

>shitposts are not allowed

>and how is this guy doing so well

>GUYS YALL ARE VOTING WRONG

>WHAT is the point of VOTING if you are going to vote for the OBJECTIVELY WORSE build

>don't tell me it's a "screenshot competition" where the objective is to take a funny, interesting or otherwise good and popular screenshot that people would like to vote because they thought that it is mildly funny but literally no effort was spent on it

>yknow what im gonna do if the competitions are always like this

>im gonna become a shitposter

>effort: none

>funny: maybe?

>every SINGLE ONE of your competitions will be FILLED to the BRIM with shitposts from my alt accounts

>house? i think you mean a small, upside down dirt hut with nothing inside

>tower? im gonna stack up shulkers on top of each other and call it "Efficient portable storage tower, 100% of the blocks can be used for storage" and get 1 million trillion upvotes because everyone likes my fine idea

>no

>no

>NO, you should just not allow voting

>that's it

>if the people vote wrong, their votes are removed

>shitposts are a part of the comp but they have NO chance to win

>genius

>now you need just a shadowy organization with members of staff and members of highly intellectual people like me

>im calling me, pipe and every single person who in the last chat called moose winning unfair

>amazing

>now we can strip the world of all unfairness and let the victory go to truly the GREATEST BUILDERS IN ULTRAVANILLA

>glory to objective decisions by our qualified elite

>democracy dies in darkness

– Herm (link)

But seriosly, as Joe said:

He's getting votes because its the freaking internet, people upvote things that make them chuckle

I don't think there could be an official way of defining what a shitpost is in this context, less so trying to put not being in that definition as a rule.

A collection of carefully placed and glued together spoons could qualify as a house.

If you are making a screenshot/build competition (which you can totally do) and don't want uneffortful submissions, you can clarify that in the rules, which will hopefully lead the shitposter-minded people to do some more effortful shitposting.

– Herm (link)

the best part about drama happening while you are gone is 1. parodizing it 2. trying to form something seemingly intelligent about it that pleases both sides

the worst part about it is that 1. stuff changes and you dont get to see it 2. you need to read a super long discussion starting from your midnight and going on for like 3 hours and still not seeing the full picture

– Herm (link)

if you can't beat Redstone Island, join them and spread your communist anti-big chungusd ideals and make them build bigger, better and free to use farms and destroy entire markets

– Herm (link)

welp, I'll save the idea in the deep dark beneath inside my mind and hope to have that as the primary reason of my recommendation to add "threads" in matrix which could be enabled or disabled based on need, after discord suffers some data leak and all your messages (including deleted ones) and all files uploaded to discord get leaked and 50% of the userbase switches to several disconnected platforms

– Herm (link)

welp, I'll save the idea in the deep dark beneath inside my mind and hope to have that as the primary reason of my recommendation to add "threads" in matrix which could be enabled or disabled based on need, after discord suffers some data leak and all your messages (including deleted ones) and all files uploaded to discord get leaked and 50% of the userbase switches to several disconnected platforms

– Herm (link)

who's gonna wanna put moneys together to buy old usuv hq to be owned by the usuv foundation (not affiliated with usuv or usuv) (doesn't exist (yet)) for historical, preservation, dance-club making, museum-library, money-burning purposes

I'd be willing to use some of the money provided to me by the people who thought I was poor because I have had no income in the last year and never wear armor

jokes on them, i almost never have to actually use my money, i live in Cara and gather my building blocks myself or through community storage, carrots are from Cara island villagers (way better than the ones on Cara nova) and rockets are from the gp farm.

– Herm (link)



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no memes in #Vibes guys i'm going to have to kick you soon

– Herm (link)

comrade xo — Today at 3:41 PM

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– Herm (link)

>it's okay leaving out people from the meeting who don't check discord cause we're making the decisions only once

>and even then it's just a few minor decisions

– Herm (link)

the other way to achieve socialism is for the populus to start xraying and giving the diamonds out for free to everyone, to devalue the diamond

– Herm (link)

(js libraries gah)

– Herm (link)

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– Herm (link)

>inb4 Microsoft buys ultravanilla, makes it the official server (playerbase grows by 10000%), adds ads, starts selling our in-game data and chat and removes all of the plugins and starts running it on the vanilla server jar because vanilla is as capable as these unauthorized modifications, but Akoot starts getting solid income from the server by being the generally likeable owner-figure

also server hosted on max tier of azure with windows server 2022

– Herm (link)

you could distribute the diamonds equally among your population who could use them to flex to their friends or further power the capitalist machine

but unlike "real" money, which central banks can decide to print, getting diamonds requires work (mining)

every time one of these diamonds are mined, a new diamond is given as a price to the miner

these miners keep the minecraft capitalist system alive, since there are people buying these diamonds from the minors in exchange for products and/or services and hoarding them

to conclude;

the only way to stop the cogwheels of capitalism from functioning on minecraft, is to prevent mining

real communists should call for the server being switched to adventure mode

with the only way to gain new blocks being for akoot to log on weekly and /give @a minecraft:every_fucking_item 64

(real communists in this occasion meaning the promoters of a form of dystopian, authoritarian communism)

(market socialism when)

– Herm (link)



– Herm (link)

Carans 4 Peace 2021

– Herm (link)

>i'd be perfect staff and never cause problems because i never play

– Herm (link)

as staff i promise to /give @a minecraft:* 64

– Herm (link)

paying for slave labor, if anybody likes to delete water or lava. I got quite a bunch to get rid of

– Joe (link)

"playing for slave labor"

yes, in real life technically you can pay for people whose only job opportunity is your job so low amounts that it might be like slave labor (re: wagecuck)

but on the other hand in minecraft, people don't depend on their income, one can live without diamonds

so it is not slave labor

i mean one can easily live without diamonds by growing wheat and eating it

or setting home everywhere you go

and just dying

- Herm

I am paying an affordable income to help build the greatest city in uv. You can help be a part of it and expand the city limits. I will pay generously for you to clear water and lava!

- Joe

much better, it now highlights the other side of capitalism

now you just need to ban capitalism, not pay anything so that good comrades can come and help you with your cool little build project

like cara does

- Herm

I am paying an affordable income to help build the greatest city in uv. You can help be a part of it and expand the city limits. I will pay generously for you to clear water and lava!

Unless you are a communist in which case you can come help out for free if you wish. I just need helpers

- Joe

See I'm offering actual genuine slave labour for the new USUV HQ

100% guaranteed no payment, limited time offer

- Beeper

but how did Isaac Newton invent gravity due to an apple falling onto his head if gravity didn't make apples fall before Isaac Newton invented it

this is either 1. Paradoxical time travel shenanigans 2. Gravity was actually invented by Chinese or Indian people 10 000 years before this random European guy and Newton just copied their work

– Herm (link)

i should die some more

– Herm (link)

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– Herm (link)

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– Herm (link)

We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also harness intra-virtually.

Think vertical.

Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. The convergence factor is C2C2C.

– Herm (link)

time to do some classic carpet duping

maybe even build a flying machine which dupes carpets and drops them and carpet bomb ac with it

– Herm (link)

Also when people use those fancy moderation bots where they need to do like

!ban @𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮#2222 50m lmao loser

i can just not get banned because they cannot type in special characters

– Herm (link)

(this list is never complete, and always will be missing some "classics")