User:WhitemanMafia

WhitemanMafia was a player who joined UltraVanilla on 17th September 2019. He has also gone under names Alan_Partridge and BigStalin.

His first message uttered into chat was 'heeeyyyy fellas im drinking.... as much as possible'. This referred to his debilitating alcoholism which in 2018 had caused him to be rushed to hospital after suffering liver failure. He survived unscathed.

The day after joining UltraVanilla he founded Naval Detroit. In an interview he had on 20th December 2019 he said 'Jesus rebuilt the temple in three days [John 2:19] so I built Naval Detroit in one. Fuck you.'.

On December 27th 2019, WhitemanMafia stole 21 diamonds from Aurora and used them to buy two double chests of sand. He planned to build a crystal palace from glass with it. However after learning the sand would take too long to smelt he decided to instead build a sand sky scraper. As of July 2020 this can still be seen on the Naval Detroit skyline unfinished.

In May 2020 he was banned permanently after building a carpet duplication machine. He was reportedly planning on using the carpets to make a 6x3 map art that he would use as a banner for Naval Detroit.